Our Farther, which art in Valve,
Newell be thy Name.
Thy steam sales come.
Thy will be done on origin,
As it is in valve.
Give us this day our daily sales.
And forgive us our peasantry,
As we forgive peasants that move against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from console.
For thine is the PC,
The power, and the glory,
The superior FPS, and graphics
For ever and ever.
Gaben.




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