The hardest part of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Douglas Adams

"The bible is bullshit. The bible should just be one page, and that one page should simply say, 'try not to be a cunt.' That's all you need. Then maybe everyone could be a good person."
-Jim Jeffries

"It's offline, so it deserves to die."
-Jacob A Shepard while getting fleet together to take out a POS.

"Remember, Jrock, if someone comes to suicide gank us you can't dock at the sun."
-Vincent Ageon

"Starving to death is like really really really bad for your health."
-Scorpion Venom1