"I am Russian. meteorite fell on me recently. I want to sell it. contains lots of tritanium judging by taste."
"If you haven't been to every system, you can't disprove the possibility of space dragons."
"Don't know why I'm so horny for mining."
"Conflag couldn't track its way out of a paper bag up close."

Zeomebuch Nova > yes, jita is a shithole compared to amarr
Boom Boom Longtime > at least here in amarr the scammers taunt and mock you