"As he ripped his way out of the Doom Sandwich, His scrotum vibrated in response to the avocado before him. He knew that this was the last chance to get the aardvark away from his grandchildren's foot medicene. For until there is equal herpes for all of Allah's creations, none of us can ever truly be plaid"

Eddie Vanderbeak, Philosophy major and accute Alzhiemers victim