You play too much EVE when:
1. You get into a bar fight and you orbit them.
2. You get onto the highway and say *warp drive active*
3. You ask if you can get your paycheck in ISK.
4. Instead of saying "stop that man" you say "get points on him".
5. You have a car crash you run away to avoid being podded.
6. You run out of groceries and go to buy more: You open your wallet and say to the clerk, "Lemme go kill a rat, im out of isk."
7. You get sick and you complain, "I've been neuted!"
8. You drive through a rough neighbourhood and constantly click scan on your radio to check for targets.
10. Your wife screams "rat in the bathroom" and you reply "what faction?"
11. You rush through a red light trying to avoid gatecampers.
12. You are not afraid of going to jail since you trained Criminal Connections V.
12. You ask your friends to X-up with what they are bringing to a party
13. When applying for a new job, you ask if the (kill)board is green.

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