Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

Even though Catholics in space are weightless, do they have mass?

I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.

Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.

Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen. One said the show was fantastic. The other agreed but added ‘Most of it was over my head.




Shagged a girl with a stutter last night. I was lucky......just managed to finish before she said No