Kung-Lung-Bung-Fung-Chung-Mung-Itsu-Do Move

Name: Akwaoao (Midair Reverse Spinning Gerbil Slam)

Description: The martial artist leaps 10 feet into the air, then throws
a gerbil at an angle of precisely 16.53o to the horizontal. The gerbil
will, if thrown correctly, impact with the victim’s forehead at a velocity
exceeding 5,000mph. If this does not achieve the desired effect, then the
specially trained gerbil will burrow its way through the forehead of the
victim and eat his brain.

Result: The victim will have a really bad headache, lasting for up to 3
minutes.