Me > Hello. Just testing your signature radius
You > stop it
Me > Just testing your shields
You > Seriously dude, stop.
You > OMG! STOP SHOOTING
Me > Just testing your armor.
You > STOP SHOOTING ME DAMMIT
Me > Just testing your hull.
You > OMG
Me > Just testing your pod.
You > WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT?
Me > You failed the test. Good day.

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