1 I'm always right - If you disagree you are obviously wrong
2 I never die - I grant you an advantage
3 I never camp - I just rest
4 I'm not stubborn - I'm methodical
5 I'm not a coward - I just act with providience
6 I never make any mistakes - I just take risky options
7 I'm never late - I have some urgent business
8 I never fall back - I merely turn 180 degrees and advance forward
9 I never lose - I just play for fun
10 I never camp on a spot - I'm just checking some space features
11 I never shout - I persuasively make my point
12 I never miss - I check different hitting angles
13 I'm never killed - I just want to respawn in another place
14 I never flood - I just recall my heroic past
15 I never flee - I act strategically
16 I'm not a pirate - I just enjoy killing other people, taking their money and stealing their stuff