An American Corporation
You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A French Corporation
You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

An Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A Swiss Corporation
You have 5000 cows, None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.

A British Corporation
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

An Iraqi Corporation
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none.

No one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country.

You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.