"Go placidly amid the ships and wrecks
And remember what comfort there may be in pwning a piece thereof
Avoid chat windows about PI, unless you are in need of sleep
Rotate your ship
Speak gloweringly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice, even though they be pirates
Know what to kiss, and when
Consider that for every woman in the game, there are twenty men
Wherever possible, put corpses in your cargohold
Be comforted that in the face of all sovereignty and despair
And despite the ever changing whims of CCP
There is always a big future in keepstar palatines"

-M\xc5\xa5H\xc5RM, Deteriorata