MURPHY'S LAW:

ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG

Celebacy is not hereditary.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of carpet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
A shortcut is the longest distance betweeen two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold make the rules.
In order to get a loan, first prove you dont need it.

MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.