You Play to much eve when:
1. When you get into a bar fight you orbit them.
2. You get onto the free way and say *warp drive active*
3. You ask if you can get your paycheck in ISK.
4. Instead of saying 'stop that man' you say 'get points on him'
5. When you have a car crash you run away to avoid being podded.
6. When you run out of smokes and go to buy more you open your wallet and say to the clerk. Leme go kill a rat im out of isk.
7. When you drive through a rough neighbourhood and constantly click scan on your radio to check for targets.
8. When driving down the road and you see a cop up ahead and suddenly slow down, you think to yourself... shit he has me webbed

"Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked."