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Products and services:

TORPEDO DELIVERY – SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR HULL
A delivery professional will meet you at your location with up to 2,000 Caldari Navy torpedoes, completely free of charge!
Delivery note: Target painters may be used to scan and verify your delivery address.

ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE – NEVER GET CAUGHT ON EMPTY
Our strategic cruisers and recon ships provide high-powered laser and hybrid charges to jump-start your warp drives.
Delivery note: Your warp core will be powered down to prevent electrical blowback.

DRONE PARTY RENTALS – BECAUSE SPACE IS LONELY
An Astero, Stratios, Pilgrim, or Curse will deliver a full flight of entertaining Party Bots™ with optional laser light show.
Delivery note: Please empty your capacitor to reduce drone-related static shock risk.

NEW EDEN CLONE RELOCATION SERVICE AND IMPLANT REMOVAL