12h ago
Aug 16, 2012(14y)
Aug 16, 2027(350d)
Combat
Kills708
Losses145
Efficiency83%
ISK
Destroyed445.62b
Lost12.74b
ISK Eff.97%
Solo
Solo Kills123
Solo Ratio17%
Final Blows288
Points956
Other
NPC Losses13
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.14
ActivityHigh
Bio
My friend, this is EVE, as it's a space oriented game, they couldn't have trolls. We have Caldari.



Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.


Welcome to EVE Online. If you aren't already thinking of ways to injure or at least minorly inconvenience other players, you have a lot of catching up to do.



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A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow. Must have rolls of duck tape for repars after the ride.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills62
Losses4
Efficiency94%
ISK Destroyed13.41b
ISK Lost490.34m
ISK Efficiency96%
Solo Kills19
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor10.5
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows33
Points310
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (62 kills)
Solo 18% Small 40% Mid 16% Fleet 23% Blob 3%
Avg Fleet: 10.5 Logi Pilot
Top Fleet Partners
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Mischka BaronBlack Rabbits [Black Rabbit.]5
VTXnoMercyExit Denied5
awardAyushmanExit Denied4
Chloe LuheenBobVult4
Celine LuckyBobVult4
ReznovikBobVult3