Serenity Katelo
5d ago
Aug 16, 2012(13y)
Aug 16, 2026(32d)
Combat
Kills683
Losses145
Efficiency82%
ISK
Destroyed439.13b
Lost12.71b
ISK Eff.97%
Solo
Solo Kills120
Solo Ratio18%
Final Blows282
Points855
Other
NPC Losses13
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.13
ActivityMedium
Serenity Katelo
Last Active
5d ago
Birthday
Aug 16, 2012 (13 years old)
Next Birthday
Aug 16, 2026 (32 days)
Combat
Kills683
Losses145
Efficiency82%
Danger Ratio91%
ISK
Destroyed439.13b
Lost12.71b
ISK Efficiency97%
Balance+426.42b
Solo
Solo Kills120
Solo Ratio18%
Final Blows282
Points855
Other
NPC Losses13
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.13
ActivityMedium
Bio
My friend, this is EVE, as it's a space oriented game, they couldn't have trolls. We have Caldari.
Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.
Welcome to EVE Online. If you aren't already thinking of ways to injure or at least minorly inconvenience other players, you have a lot of catching up to do.
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A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow. Must have rolls of duck tape for repars after the ride.
Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.
Welcome to EVE Online. If you aren't already thinking of ways to injure or at least minorly inconvenience other players, you have a lot of catching up to do.
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A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow. Must have rolls of duck tape for repars after the ride.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills26
Losses2
Efficiency93%
ISK Destroyed5.98b
ISK Lost142.92m
ISK Efficiency98%
Solo Kills8
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor9.81
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows16
Points198
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (26 kills)
Solo 19% Small 46% Mid 12% Fleet 19% Blob 4%
Avg Fleet: 9.8
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