Oh Gabe, who art at Valve
Hallowed be thy name
Thy steam box come
Thy games be fun
On Steam as it is at Valve
Give us this day our daily sales
And forgive us our peasantries
As we forgive those who commit peasantry against us
Lead us not into consoles
But deliver us from next gen
For thine is the market, the power, and the glory
For ever and ever
GabeN

May your framerates be high and your ping low, praise be to GabeN!