1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- empty your magazine!
4. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
5. No plan survives the first contact with the enemy.
6. Five second gernades blow up in three seconds
7. Teamwork is essential it gives the enemy other people to shoot at
8. Act inconspicuous the enemy might be low on ammo
9. That enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack

Gallente Prayer

Our Drones, whom art in thy bay, hammerhead be thy name.
Thy pew pew to come, podding will be done, in 0.0 as it is in Groothese.
Give us this day our daily gank
And forgive us our smack, as we forgive those who smack against us.
And lead us not into Jita, but deliver us Tech II bpo’s
For Eve is thy kingdom, thy powergrid and thy CPU are key. for ever and ever. PEW PEW