Here I can type in my biography, they say. I've noted that people mostly tend to add quotes and/or dmg/res stats here, so I'll go ahead and do the same.

The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha
Fuck you - Ron Jeremy
Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something. - Edison

Damage types
Women: 70% readBetweenTheLinesOrSuffer, 27% BambiEyes, 3% nutkickin' (note: fatal)
Swedes: 73% gorgeousWomen=BlueBalls, 26% ConcensusYouToDeath, 1% beatsCanadaInCurling
Engineers: 80% iCanTalkAndYouWontUnderstandShit, 10% LongAwkwardStare, 10% ChineseMathCalcs

Resistances
Women: 64% iforgotyourbirthday,weok?, 30% blowjobperhaps?, 6% pleaseit'sgamenight
Swedes: 93% DontUnderstand/ReactToSexualHarassment, 7% coldDarkness&Depression
Engineers: 40% beer, 40% textbooks, 20% insomina, -240% HalfDecentWomenOrBetter

Nailed it!