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The Galaxy Ends Tomorrow and YOU MAY DIE

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ARE WE CONTROLLED BY SECRET FORCES?
ARE ALIEN SPACE MONSTERS BRINGING A STARTLING NEW WORLD?
DO PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE STRANGE?
DO YOU??
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Are You Abnormal?
YES! YOUR KIND SHALL TRIUMPH!

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