My recent encounter with one of EVE's more creepy agents...

"We've found out who's behind the Angel attacks in the area. It is, in fact, my mother-in-law. I should have known that old harridan was up to something. We shall have to take care of her. If you go to the location I've managed to provide for you and slay the crone I will reward you handsomely, handsome. Snoogans."

Freaking seriously??!