Pirate Slang:

YARRRR: "Excuse me, but I'm afraid I will have to do something fairly brutal and perhaps entirely immoral to you. Please, accept this as a natural consequence of floating in your inferior vessel, and have a nice day."

ARRR: "Excuse me, but while I see your point, I must retort by opening fire on your already disabled vessel."

MWAHAHAHA: "I am delighted to see you in such an exquisite state of suffering. Please, do continue."

AAARGH!: "I am infuriated by your attempts to counter my attacks. Please, stop that."

*** Scanning info ***
1 au = 149.000.000 km
3 au = 447.000.000 km
7 au = 1.043.000.000 km
48 au = 7.152.000.000 km
Max Scanner Range = 14.413 AU
(2.147.483.647/149.000.000)