Hello dudes and dudettes, look at your game, now back to mine, now back at your game, now back to mine.
Sadly, it isn’t mine, but if it stopped using swords and crossbows and switched to Spaceships, you could play like it’s mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a Victorious Luxury Yacht with the game your game could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an audit secure cargo container with two tickets to that Fanfest you love. Look again, the tickets are now PLEX. Anything is possible when your game plays like EVE Online and not a sword.

I’m in a Pod.