Tom O'neil > when i get in range ill blow one off in your face.

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.

Some would say I am an alcoholic, but alcoholics are always looking for beer, where as I always have a crate beside me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, occasionally you will come across some nutty ones.

chaka unas > "Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Johnny Frecko "I like fake 12 year olds thats what does it for me"

Kha'Vorn > "Hauling makes me want to touch myself"