I HEAR THE DEATH RATTLE OF TEST AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A MILLION COCKS SLAMMING ON A GLASS TABLE

WHEN BEFFAH EATS ALL OF THE COMPLEMENTARY DOUGHNUTS FROM THE POS GRATUITY STATION, THE THIRD CYNO SHALL BE LIT.

THIS CYNO SHALL HERALD IN A NEW DARK AGE FOR THE SCOURGE

WHEN BOODA FINDS OUT ALL THE DONUTS ARE GONE HE WILL SIT AND WHIMPER AS HIS BLOOD PRESSURE RISES VERY SLIGHTLY.

AS HIS FACE DARKENS EXACTLY ONE SHADE OF RED, HE WILL KEEL OVER IN AN EXASPERATED HEAP

AS THE LAST LIGHT OF LIFE LEAVES BOODA'S EYES, A LONE PURIFIER WILL APPROACH THE POS, TURRETS UNRESPONSIVE

THIS PURIFIER, PILOTED BY THE CELESTIAL VINDICATOR WHENIAMINSPACE, WILL LAUNCH A SINGLE BOMB

THIS BOMB WILL BE THE FIRST OF MANY THAT ESTABLISH THE HOLY PIZZA HUT OF DELVE, AS THE CONFEDERATION BECOMES THE NEXT POWERHOUSE TO INHERIT

THE CURSE™

PAPA SPACE'S DELVE EMPORIUM OF PIZZA AND OTHER BREADED PRODUCTS OF GREAT TASTE

-The Prophecy of BiggerDangDude, Book One