I SCAMMED A SHIT TON OF MONEY FROM GOONS ON MY WAY OUT OF QUITTING THE GAME! EVER WONDER HOW THEY LOST SO MUCH SPACE A FEW MONTHS AGO? MONEY = POWER!!!

ARTICLE IS ON TMD IF YOU WANT TO READ IT! I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO PLAY ANYMORE, SO HERE'S SOME ISK FOR YOU. SEND ME ISK AND GET IT BACK!

10 - 49 million gets DOUBLED X2
50 - 99 million gets TRIPLED X3
100 - 499 million gets QUADRUPLED X4
500 - 999 million gets QUINTUPLED X5
1 - 10 billion gets SEXTUPLED X6

THERE ARE NO TRICKS!!! BUT YOU CAN ONLY PLAY TWICE PER DAY


The only RULE is you have to put "Astrum" in the REASON box when you send isk. THIS IS HOW I MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO GIVE TO YOU! OTHER PEOPLE DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ONE RULE! You'd be surprised how many don't! EXCEPTION: If your name has more than one word (ie Astrum Trader = 2) put reason as "ISKIES"!

IF YOU ARE SATISFIED WITH MY SERVICES, PLEASE PLACE A SMALL BOUNTY ON MY HEAD OF 100,000 ISK. I CAN'T FIT TESTIMONIALS IN THE BIO BECAUSE OF CHARACTER LIMIT.