The Shit Stan Says, Volume 1:


Stanly H Tweedle > Every time someone says "bounce", I think of boobies.


EEPLURIBUS > Are you still in jita? If so can you pick me up 50 prostitues?
Stanly H Tweedle > Nah, I'm not turning around for prostitutes.


Delnara Verothian > I know that if EEP gets my corpse, he will at least put it in the Archon.
Stanly H Tweedle > if you are gunna get raped, it may as well be somewhere fancy


Stanly H Tweedle > I have a shuttle. Whaaagaabaagabagabaagaaaaah!


EEPLURIBUS > If I bought you a rabid bear for Christmas, what would you say?
Stanly H Tweedle > I would ride it off into the sunset.
Stanly H Tweedle > Or I would cut off it's hands and attach chainsaws.


Stanly H Tweedle > How many fingers am I holding up?
EEPLURIBUS > Umm, one? Is it the middle one?
Stanly H Tweedle > No, its a spoon. Im eating tacos.


Stanly H Tweedle > Oh shit, my shirt just sprout a long v-neck. I think I'm turning gay.
Stanly H Tweedle > the hell?..