"He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past."

"Bot lane is utterly fucked" - Nietzsche

"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"

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Fine, you win. Sometimes I like to lay underneath my bed and pretend I'm a carrot.