Wirespeed91 — legacy portraitWirespeed91
4.45
Apr 22, 2020
Aug 26, 2006(19y)
Aug 26, 2026(88d)
Combat
Kills3,055
Losses259
Efficiency92%
ISK
Destroyed3.45t
Lost47.33b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills48
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows297
Points3,055
Other
NPC Losses9
NPC Loss Ratio3%
Avg Kills/Day0.42
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Kill: Ireina Dallocort (Nyx)
Kill: Major Suicide (Ragnarok)
A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "Hi folks! just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."

Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.

The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serves him right!"

The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"

The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
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Stats
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Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -