Bonjour motherfuckers. Luna Lafisques here.

Get on my good side and we can have a few drinks, rent some exotic dancers and have a generally good time blowing the shit out of gay-ass clipboard faggots.

Get on my bad side and not only will I blast your ship and your crappy little pod into a million tiny pieces, I'll also coax your mother and father into some fucked-up threesome involving all kinds of nasty shit and mail you the pictures. I'll shove things so far up your mother's anus she won't know whether to shit or go blind.