I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
No ulterior motive, just want to help where I can
I wanna shower you with gifts
'Cause I'm selfless and sweet
So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
of the master thats me
The least evil man in history
And if you do not believe me
I totally won't imprison your family
'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know