Hey this is crazy, I just met you, here's my nado, I'll gank you maybe!

My ship, never needs to dock.
Yo ship, puny like your cock.

My ship, rocks shiny mods.
Yo ship, alphaed by a hob.

My ship, rages like a god.
Yo ship useless like your bod.

My ship, causes satan to flee.
Yo ship, as harmless as caldari.