17/06/2017

I almost got fired today! All I said was:

Down," Hey i just heard on the radio, that the FORD dealership is giving away free pup with every new car/ truck purchase."

Boss: " Sweet, i need a new truck"

Down," Prefect cause now when your FORD breaks down, you have someone to walk home with!"

Boss," One more crack like that and you be walking to the unemploymment line!"

29/06/2019

I was out shopping, when I over heard to women talking:

1st womman," Do you smoke after sex?"

2nd woman," Hmmmm, I don't know. I've never checked!"