. . . Attempting to Give a Fuck (85%Complete)
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You know you play too much EVE when....
...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
...You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you.
...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."