Subject displayes general disreguard for established standards on capsuleer edicate, with a propensity for concocting highly distastful associations between milkyway era popular culture and important state military issues. Showing a blatant disregurad for his monistic roots, this apostate has taken it upon himself to satirize the entirety of the Caldari way of life; drawing attention to himself at the expense of the whole.

Wanted for 3 class VII title 5.32-9A felonies: egregious offenses against humor.
1. Subject has publicly violated a non-disclosure agreement that he signed while acting as an envoy between Lai Dai Protection Services and Quafe corporate, concerning their new product: "Quafe Unleashed." The subject's suggestion that Quafe Unleashed could cause a zombie apocalypse has done irreparible damage to sales, corporate image, and Caldari State integrity.
2. Subject has suggesteed to fellow capsuleeres that 4 1/2 ranks... (character limit has truncated this bio)