When Chuck Norris enters a system, CONCORD dock, fast.

Chuck's pod > your titan.

When Chuck Norris engages warp drive he stays still. The rest of the universe comes to him.

When you get ganked Concord warp in. When concord get ganked Chuck Norris warps in.

When Chuck Norris logs on, the soverenty map goes all one colour, with Chuck Norris written in the middle.

Chuck Norris doesn't get hit by torpedoes. The torpedoes get hit by Chuck Norris.

Once, in a demonstration of his whirlwind kick, Chuck Norris destroyed his own titan. The insurance company payed up in full.

When Chuck Norris enters wormhole space it immediately becomes Chuck Norris Space.

Chuck Norris refines with 100% efficiency. No one takes a share of Chuck's minerals.

Chuck's capacitor is ALWAYS stable.

Chuck Norris does not get kicked from the servers at downtime.

If you try and warp scram Chuck Norris, he leaps through your monitor and Whirlwind kicks you.