"You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread."

"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."

"Mmm... Welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it, "The Lovenasium"."

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"

"You'll be negotiating with the balls mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah..."

"Stop exploding, you cowards."

"We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

"Dammit, Kif! Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it as scotch on the rocks."