My name as you can see is Markas Kroepoek.
I come from the magical kingdom of Narnia.

When I lived there I used to work at a kroepoek factory making coffee from unicornshrimp poop.
It were long and boring days and it was highly under paid.
for every day i worked i got only 1 barbie doll.
While other people got about 1,7 barbie doll.

So i quited that job and tried to become king of Narnia, but to become king you have to have permission from the counsil of 5.

The counsil members were Sinterklaas,Dovakiin,That guy from my name is earl, Operah Winfey and the 7 dwarves of Snow White.

Their dessision was if i could obtain the magical broom of happy sadness i was to become king.

Legend say that the broom was only to be found at the verry end of the universe were rainbows and peanutbutter colide.

Sadly enough I never found the magical broom of happy sadness and out of shame i never retuned to Narnia.