If time is money, is an ATM a time machine?

If Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow," what would happen?

If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?

If you're hotter than me, doesn't that make me cooler than you?

If a person with a imaginary friend is considered crazy, why aren't religious people as well?

If con is the oposite of pro, is congress the oposite of progress?

If pro is good and con is bad, is prostitution good and constitution bad?

If nothing is impossible, is it possible for something to be impossible?