The only objective of Caldari is to make money, but not for #256478 ex-slave of the Amar Empire, escapee and turned-god, now he is an immortal capsuleer with a mission.



I wanna be.....the veeeryyy best....
Like no one ever waaaaaas....
To shoot blues is my real test
To ransom is my caaaaaauuuuusssse

I will travel across the stars....
Searching far and wiiiiiddde....
Each high sec bro to unnndddeeerrrstannd
Why to check AY PEE EYYYYEEEEEEE!

SAFARI!!! Gotta shoot em aaaalllllllll....
It's you and meeeee....
Well that and neutral looogggiiii
SAFARI!!....oooooh.....he's not your friend....
He's just my neutral warp-iiiiinnnnn
SAFARI!!! Gotta shoot em aaaalllllllll....
With tears so trrruuuuueee....
Your losses will pull me throoooouuuugh

You pay me or i'll shoot yooooouu
SAFARI!!! Gotta shoot em all! Gotta shoot em aaaaalllllllllllll!

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh....


By
Renegade Time Cop