1.There are people who get their giggles by killing people like you. They are, statistically, much better at killing you than you are at not being killed.

2. if your corp mate types a sentence fragment, spelled poorly, consisting of any two of the following words, run.“Sisters”"fuck”"combat probes”"probes”"directional”"crap”"dead”"podded”"run”"any ship name you or he is not currently flying RUN

3. Heavy interdictors are small ships that mean you can’t run away, and by the time you see one on the scanner, you’re already fucked.

4. If you are attacked during a sleeper run, target the ship and try and scram him. If you didn’t bring scrams to a sleeper fight(understandable) shoot him. The sleepers will eventually switch to him.

5. If a corp mate types”Hey, is that your ____” start aligning and getting up to speed with the nearest celestial until clarification is obtained.