Immaculately concieved in 2011 - she was born perfectly formed, blessed with beauty, gifted with intelligence and wit, and tempered by humility and self-awareness. Miss Stress, as she was first known, lost her left eye when she saw the truth in it's purest form - uncertainty. At which point, she adopted the prefix 'Di' to her surname - becoming Distress - meant ironically, as a symbol of her comfort and intimacy with the unknown universe which captivates her every waking moment.

A Mistress of the Cosmos, she seeks understanding, stemming from a compassionate pathos, and wishes nothing more than to be re-united and re-acquainted with our true natures - emptiness. Thus she goes forth into the obsidian skies, along the path of enlightment in the pursuit of perfection, Prajna.

"Gate. Gate. Para-gate. Para-sam-gate. Bodhi soha!" (Pranja Paramita - The Diamond Sutra)