NOTE: I'm sure gatecamping takes a lot of skill... but most pirates are just assholes whose inferiority complex forces them to try and compensate in an online game for what they lack in real life.

You won't find crap on my ship, when you blow it up... I don't ride dirty in low-sec.

Don't bother with ransom, I don't have anything to lose from podding.

I'll probably swear at you, but the free ride back to the cloning facility will probably save time and money.

Don't tell me you had too much too fast
Don't tell me you had too much too fast
Don't tell me you had too much too fast
You just overplayed your part!