We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
Pussies don't like dicks,
because pussies get ****ed by dicks.
But dicks also **** assholes:
assholes that just want to **** on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick,
with some balls.
The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or ****
when it isn't appropriate -
and it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that
they become assholes themselves...
because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.
I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world,
but I do know this:
If you don't let us **** this asshole,
we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!