Idiot's Guide To Hostile Counting:
1 = 1
2 = 2
Local Spike = 3+
Lots = 5+
Craploads = 10+
Fuckton = 20+
HOLY SHIT = Break Out The Caps
You Know You Play EvE too Much When...
1. you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers.
2. you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK.
3. you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven!"
4. you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired.
5. you drive past a police road block and say out loud "gate camp"
6.you wake up in the middle of the night just to change training and find yourself playing till down time.
7.you panic every time you see a flashing red light while driving your car.
8. you ask your employer for an "upgrade" instead of a "raise"
9.you swat at a fly, wife says she thinks you got him, and you decline because you didnt see the killmail.

I Am a carebear
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