Motherfucking Meat Waffles

1. Gather the ingredients:
a. 1 pound (at least) of ground beef. The leaner, the better
b. 1 large egg, or 2 small eggs
c. Spices: Oregano, Powered Cayenne Pepper, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Old Bay, Worchestershire Sauce
2. Mix the egg and spices thoroughly in a large bowl
3. Add the beef to the bowl, and mix it thoroughly. Don't be a sissy- use your fucking hands
4. Raise the back of the waffle iron so the excess fat runs out. You can use a piece of scrapmetal, large pipe wrench, or piece of 2x4. If you don't have any of these things around the house, you need to turn in your testicles, because you're not really a man.
5. Grab some of the meat mixture, press it into the lower part of the waffle maker all the way to the edges.
6. Cook thoroughly, enjoy with BBQ sauce and beer.