I've turned to thievery, mostly because I can't stand megalomaniacally ignorant twits who think it's okay to browbeat people because at least he gets things done. At least in piracy I can be assured of a clear lack of morality.

"Mommy mommy, make daddy stop beating me."
"I'm sorry, kiddo. He brings home the bacon. Now take yer whuppin.'"

Christ, people. Don't take that from others, ESPECIALLY in a game.

Also:

"What do you mean you people?"

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