"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis." - from a post-war debriefing of a German General

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

"Diplomacy - the art of saying `Nice doggie' 'til you can find a stick." - Wynn Catlin

"Army: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats."- Josephus Daniels

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." - Attributed to General Tommy Franks

"Peace is Our Profession"
"Mass Murder is Just a Hobby"

"You yell we shell"