Dear Sir/Madam

In 50 years of Eve constellation, we have never seen kitten crime on such a scale. Kitten crime perpetrated by angry spiders is now the most urgent threat to all of the world’s best-loved species—kittens, cats and felines.
The global value of illegal attacks on kittens from angry spiders is between $7.8 and $10 billion ISK per week. It is a major illicit transnational activity worldwide—along with spiders, arachnids and web-spinning of all kinds.
High-sec arachnids and low-sec spiders are rarely arrested, prosecuted, convicted or punished for their crimes. You CAN make a difference! Make a donation and help save the kittens from angry spiders!

--Sincerely--
FFFFFFFFA
(Friends of Felines Fighting Ferociously For Feline Fun For All)