"Look, I've done a lot of bad things in this life: robbing wrecks, blasting starships, double parking.... But, hey, at least nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody I knew." - Captain Isaiah Mazur, 37th (Octopus) Squadron, Weird Flight, at his court martial for disobedience, absence without leave, and conduct unbecoming an officer of the Caldari State.