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Jovi Luvae

3-Prong Operational Resources[3-PRO]
Aug 21, 2011
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(135d)
Combat
Kills2
Losses1
Efficiency67%
ISK
Destroyed476.01m
Lost68.50m
ISK Eff.87%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points2
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
So... Why can't we be blue-skinned horny devils in space? I'd very much like to know, considering we can have blue hair, large breasts, and an unlimited number of satin shirts on every clone. I pondered this query the other day as I flipped bored-to-self-destruct-sequence through a holobook and came across an old image of a prototype Hyperion class battleship. Well, I suppose I get it. Not everything can be exactly as we want it. My Ravens can't consume worlds and have 25 mil EHP.. But... for the things I DO have control over.. Heh, you better believe I regularly get laid in my own pod goo, I pilot naked in my capsule, have a constant supply of fresh Tash-Murkon apples on board and all of my camera drones have KITTY EARS... This is why it's improper to ever pop a girl's pod, but I digress. Do what you will with my corpse... You'll never have the living, warm, breathing reality. That's someone else's privy.
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Last seen Aug 2011

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -